Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
"I don't know why I find his stupidity charming. I mean, he's cheating off a girl who thinks the square root of 4 is rainbows."
Entry Stats
| red = in submit | green = in vote | blue = completed |
| Arena | Image | Entry | Contest | End Date | Comments | Avg | Rank | Awards |
 | Bell Pepper | Food Literalisms 2 | 11/11/2009 | 26 | 7.376 | 1/23 |    | |
 | Happy Halloween | Edible Architecture 13 | 10/27/2009 | 39 | 8.119 | 1/18 |     | |
 | The Love Potion | Wizards 3 | 8/21/2009 | 25 | 6.872 | 3/39 |   | |
 | Hare-y Houdini | Chop a Bunny 2 | 5/27/2009 | 7 | 5.987 | 9/25 | | |
 | Kitten Duckling | Predator & Prey 5 | 1/15/2009 | 41 | 7.495 | 1/52 | | |
 | Let a Sleeping Dog Lie | Out of Bounds Literalisms 5 | 1/14/2009 | 11 | 6.481 | 3/26 | | |
 | Scarlett Johansson | Detouching 11 | 1/11/2009 | 5 | 6.104 | 10/50 | | |
 | Salma Hayek | Detouching 11 | 1/11/2009 | 11 | 6.951 | 2/50 |  | |
 | Gene Tierney | PS Bonus Contest: Vintage Hollywood Manga | 1/8/2009 | 9 | 6.728 | 6/69 | | |
 | Faerie Queen Audrey | PS Bonus Contest: Vintage Hollywood Manga | 1/8/2009 | 16 | 7.232 | 2/69 | | |
 | Wizard of Oz | Pleasantville 20 | 12/13/2008 | 22 | 7.209 | 1/63 | | |
 | Pretty Elijah | Gender Bending 12 | 12/4/2008 | 16 | 6.502 | 3/73 | | |
 | RAWR | Speedround: Back to Basics | 11/24/2008 | 6 | 6.405 | 5/23 | | |
 | Moon Goddess Selene | Celebrity Gods 3 | 11/13/2008 | 16 | 6.324 | 1/33 | | |
 | Mad Monkey 2 | HAIKU WARS SEVEN! | 11/24/2008 | 2 | 5.932 | 39/62 | |